[The scene: Ronald Reagan's acceptance speech at the 1980 Republican Convention. His newly appointed team of presidential aides gather in the wings supping their industry drink of choice, Kool-Aid (e).]
Raconteur A: ahhhhh..the memories.
(NOTE: This satisfies my criteria because anarchists shouldn’t say “Thanks” to no one.)
Raconteur B: i love british accent!
Raconteur C: I’ve been collecting Sex Pistols memorabilia for 30 years and I’ve only ever seen short clips of this performance, thank you very much for this. I love you.
Raconteur D: pffff damn i always loved punk but these clowns are just commercial retards….gotta throw up over this old garbage…nothinh punk or anarchy you use the media.
Raconteur E: who do you think invented punk? These ‘clowns’. I’ve read a lot of dumb comments in my time but you sir take the biscuit.You’re retarded.
Raconteur F: i loooooveeeee sex pistols.. but i kinda miss sid vicious in this music video. i don’t even remember if he were already dead at that time, or he just was in the hospital? sorry if i don’t spell things right xD
Raconteur G: This video is BEFORE Sid. The original Pistols bassist was Glen Matlock and he wrote this song (Rotten did the words). Don’t ask me why they kicked out their main songwriter for Sid — no idea.
Raconteur H: One thousand years from now, this will remain classic.
Categories: Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
[The scene: Suburban Turkish bath, Istanbul. In the steam room.]
Raconteur A: What wonderful memories this song brings back.. Thank you so very much for a nice trip back in time..
Raconteur B: I thought it was about an insanitarium. you know, wher they send crazy people
Raconteur C: as the big lebowski says, the eagles suck
Raconteur D: i loved it ever since i was little and i’m only 15 so you can imagine
Raconteur E: 30 years and this song never gets old 
Raconteur F: is the hotel california a real place?i read somewhere that it refers to the music industry of the west coast.who’s the lady he’s referring to?
Raconteur G: A song about a hotel run by cannibals… genius
Categories: The Eagles - Hotel California
[The scene: On board the luxury liner QE2 en route to Las Palmas.]
Raconteur A: Thank you very much for the upload! Nice video! Many memories from the early days I can feel!
Raconteur B: reminds me when i first came to australia n i was depressed… wheres sum rope?
Raconteur C: i have got some rope for you and will kick the chiar away look at your spelling
Raconteur B: it’s chair u fukhole. if ur gona give sum1 shit bout spelling mak sure u get it right urself u filthy cunt
Raconteur D: i love the sax it is so sweet so pure
Raconteurs E, F, and G discuss the sweetness and purity of Guru Josh’s sax in Spanish. Possibly calling each other “fukholes” while they’re at it.
Categories: Guru Josh - Infinity
